American Gin & Tonic Designers Association
We are a nonprofit house of worship unto the holiest of drinks: the GT.
Constitution
We, the designers and drinkers of gin and tonics representing the United States of America, do hereby declare:
I That not all gins are created equal
II That bad tonic is a GT’s worst enemy
III That GT’s are stirred, not shaken
IV We thank Mother Earth for providing us with limes
V A GT a day keeps displeasure at bay